Mar 16, 2005

Thug shrimp

Fairy Shrimp Species Discovered










































Idaho biologists have discovered a new species of fairy shrimp. But don't be fooled by the name. This fairy shrimp species is the "biggest, baddest, thuggy-est of them all," said Dana Quinney, an Idaho National Guard biologist who announced the find yesterday.
The 3-inch (7.6-centimeter) species is among the biggest of the approximately 300 known fairy shrimp species. But size isn't everything. The shrimp's feathery-looking legs are studded with spines—even the spines have spines, Quinney says. The voracious feeder is known to clutch several smaller shrimp to its abdomen, just in case its food supply runs low.

Dry spells are perhaps the species's biggest threat. The desert lakes where the shrimp live come and go with the weather. A few weeks of mating, eating, and birthing are about all any of these creatures can expect. Buried in baked summer soil or frozen winter earth, the offspring can survive for years before hatching.

—Ted Chamberlain

Mar 14, 2005

Subservient Chicken

Get this chicken to do your bidding.

Mar 13, 2005

50 ways to leave your lover.

Woman Flushes Boyfriend's Penis Down Toilet
Organ Recovered And Reattached


A woman in Anchorage, Alaska is charged with cutting off her boyfriend's penis and flushing it down toilet.

The man is hospitalized Monday, recovering from surgery to have his penis reattached.

The suspect, 33-year-old Kim Tran (left), is charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence.

Police said the incident happened Saturday night when the 44-year-old man and Tran argued at their anchorage home.

A short time later, the two were involved in sexual relations when the man agreed to be tied up to the windowsill.

It was at that point, police said, Tran used a kitchen knife to amputate her partner's member and flush it down the toilet