Make weapons from common office supplies

Bricolage - (noun) Something made or put together using whatever materials happen to be available


The people at Bleacheating freaks have completely lost their minds but that goes without saying, doesn't it.


Here are the criteria for their little contest to see who can make weapons from common office supplies.

Destructiveness (10%)- Strength of the weapon to impose it's damage onto an office. Also a factor of how many people your weapon can affect at once.

Automation (%10) - This facet is dedicated to how simple it is to use your weapon. If your weapon seems hard to load, implement or mobilize, then you might want to make the adjustments necessary to get this valuable percentage.

Presentation (%10)- How well the weapon was presented, by pictures, video and text. This score is always relative to the average presentation quality.

Technicality (%15)- The amount of technical design that went into the submission.

Elegant simplicity can score high on this event as well.

Aesthetics (%15)- How the weapon looks. Time designated towards cosmetics of the weapon. Writing Bleach Eating Freaks on the weapon will help boost the score.

Originality (20%) - Ability for the weapon to differ itself from what might be considered common office weapons, and past Office Bricolage entries.

Efficacy (20%) - The ability of the weapon to serve it's purpose. Not all weapons are destructive, a weapon that paralyzes it's victim is pretty kewl, too.

Here is an example the 60 sec. Shiv





















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The Microclaymore











Complete instructions are provided on the site for each weapon.
I'm glad none of these people work with me.